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You must be a good runner because you are always running in my mind

you must be a good thief because you have stolen my heart

and I am always a bad shooter because

…I Miss You Always

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?What L O V E stands for

L = Lake of Sorrow

O = Ocean of Tears

V = Valley of Death

…E = End of life

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Friendship is like a glass

handle it with care

because once broken cannot be mended

…and even if mended

a ***** is always there

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,When Nights are long & Friends are few

.I sit by my Window & think of u

.a silent whisper a silent tear

.with all my Heart i wish you were here

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When I open my eyes every morning i pray to God

…that everyone should have a friend like yo

Why should only i suffer ha ha ha

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,When the time comes for you to give your heart to someone

make sure that u select someone who will never break your heart

.coz broken hearts have no spare parts

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,Most people walk in and out of your life

but only FRIENDS leave footprints in your heart

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,Good FRIENDS are hard to find

,harder to leave

and impossible to forget

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.Don’t frown

.You never know who is falling in love with your smile

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,When it hurts to look back

,and you’re scared to look ahead

you can look beside you

and your best friend will be there

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…When u feel sad

,To cheer up just go to the mirror and say

,damn I am really so cute” u will overcome your sadness

…But don’t make this a habit

Coz liars go to hell

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.One day Love and friendship met

?Love asked-when i already exist why are you here

Friendship replied “to make faces smile when u leave the tears

Friendship is the best thing in the world as there is no scope for tears if your friend is good

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,If you love someone, put their name in a circle

,instead of a heart, because hearts can break

but circles go on forever

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,If all my friends were to jump off a bridge

I wouldn’t jump with them, I’d be at the bottom to catch them

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;To handle yourself, use your head

To handle others, use your heart

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,Smile a while and while you smile

smile another smile and soon there will be miles

,and miles of smile just because you smiled

I wish your day is full of SMILE

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Hi i am marrying next week

there will be a small party and

only few persons will be invited

Hey don’t bring any gift

…just bring SOMEONE to marry me

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A good Friend is like a computer

he ENTERS in your life SAVE himself

in your heart, FORMATS all your troubles

and never DELETE you from his heart

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…A friend is sweet when it is new

…it is sweeter when it is true

…but you know that

…it is the sweetest when it is u

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Mountain can fly, river can dry

you can forget me but never can I

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Destiny decides who u meet in life

but its only your heart that can decide

…who gets to stay in your life

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Have a heart that never hardens

have a smile that never fades

have a touch that never burnt

and have friendship that never breaks

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If u drop me i ill break if u hold me i ill shake

if u need me i ill hurry, if u don’t call me i ill worry

if u hurt me i ill cry but if u leave me i ill die

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-:Meaning of Friendship

F——-FOREVER

R——-RESPONCIBLE

I——-INTELLIGENT

E——-EAGER TO MAIL

N——-NICE

D——-DIVINE

S——-SIMPLE

H——-HEARTLY

I——-INTERSTED

P——-PEACEFUL

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Kind, intelligent, loving and hot

This describes everything you’re not

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,If u are a chocolate you are the SWEETEST

,If u are a teddy bear you are the most HUGGABLE

,If u are a star you are the BRIGHTEST

and since you are my friend…U R THE BEST

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Don’t shut love out of your life by saying

it’s impossible to find

;The quickest way to receive love is to give

;The fastest way to lose love is to hold it too tightly

And the best way to keep love is to give it wings

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:Love is sweet poison

Do not consume without your beloved’s advise

and keep out of reach of children

and keep it in cool and dark place

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Promise me we are true friends

I am lamp you are light

I am Coke you are Sprite

I am Sawan you are badal

I am Normal you are Pagal

I am Water you are Tanki

I am Tarzan you are Monkey

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What is wrong with your cell every time i call a voice comes

the subscriber u have dialed is a monkey plz contact zoo for detail

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Someday u may lose ur hair

u may lose ur teeth- ur money & even lose ur mind

But 1 thing u will never loose is ur good looks

coz u cant lose wot u don’t have

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…You look so fine I want to

break your heart and give you mine

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,You are like the sunshine so warm

…you are like sugar, so sweet

…you are like you

and that’s the reason why I love you

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…Love is like war

…Easy to start

…Difficult to end

Impossible to forget

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Do you believe in love at first sight

?or do I have to walk by again

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,I’ve seen angels in the sky

,I’ve seen snow fall in July

,I’ve seen things you could only imagine to see or do

But I still haven’t seen anything sweeter than you

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,This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat

,keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat

cat, 20seconds cat Now read it all without the word cat

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Hey friend remember that without stupidity there can be no wisdom

& without ugliness there can be no beauty

so the world needs YOU after all

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The rain makes all things beautiful

The grass & flowers too

?If rain makes all things beautiful why doesn’t it rain on you

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,A triangle has 4 end

,square has 3 end

,segment has 2 end

.but our friendship has no end

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Love is Pure

Love is Sure

Love is sweet poison

that Doctors can’t cure

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Roses are red, voilets are blue

Donkeys like you, are kept in Zoo

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,Friendship is a priceless gift

.That cannot be bought or sold

,But it’s value is far greater

.Than a mountain of gold

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