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To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:

Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.

Customer: I am afraid your make of car does not suit us. My fiancee cannot reach the brakes and the steering-wheel at the same time.

Salesman: But sir, the car is perfect. Why not try a new girl?

Boy: Are You Single?

Girl: No, I'm Plural.

Boy: No, I mean, are you free this Friday?

Girl: No, I'm expensive!

I hate when people tell me to relax. If it was that easy, don't you think I would have done that already?

The Current Standings of top 4 IPL teams are based on their STD Codes;

DD - 011 MI - 022 KKR - 033 CSK - 044

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:

Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.

To all the girls who wear a lot of make-up:

Take it easy, it's a face & not a coloring book.

If you want to remove wrinkles, pimples, face marks & the 7 signs of skin-aging, try 'Adobe Photoshop'!

On a wall in a ladies room: My husband follows me everywhere.

Written just below it: I do not.

In India, Actors are playing Cricket;

Cricketers are playing Politics;

Politicians are watching Porn;

And Porn Stars are becoming Actors

I'm the type of person that tries to fall back asleep in the morning just to finish a dream.

One nice thing about egoists. They don't talk about other people.

You have to be careful if you don't know where you're going because you might not get there.

I'm astounded by people who want to know all about the universe when it's hard enough to find one's way around China Town.

Heart: I'm going on emotional strike. I'll no longer produce any feelings without proper compensation.

If Sachin is God, I am an atheist.

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