مسجات بالانجليزية مضحكة للجوال 2013 رسائل موبايل 2013

مسجات بالانجليزية مضحكة للجوال 2013

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If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% stake in Apple for $800. Now it's worth $58,065,210,000.

Strange Life:

A Cockroach is afraid of Rat;

Rat is afraid of Cat;

Cat is afraid of Dog;

Dog is afraid of Man;

Man is afraid of Woman;

And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!

Strange Life:

A Cockroach is afraid of Rat;

Rat is afraid of Cat;

Cat is afraid of Dog;

Dog is afraid of Man;

Man is afraid of Woman;

And Woman is afraid of Cockroach!

HEIGHT OF RECESSION

You Swipe The Card

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BaNk A.T.M Machine Shows This Message

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"AGEY CHALO BABA"

Scientists say the universe is made up of protons, neutrons and electrons.

They forget to mention morons.

Don't waste time thinking about your past or future.

Better kill some mosquitoes so that you can sleep better!

My wallet is like an onion;

When I open it, it makes me cry.

Silly horror movie dialogue: "Hey, anybody there?" As if the ghost gonna reply, "I am in the living room! Want a drink?"

On the rear window of a car:

Always drive in such a way that your licence expires before you do.

Girl: Which computer do you have?

Boy: I have a computer with Intel Core i7 Processor at 3.3 Ghz, Windows 7, 64 bit, 8 GB ram and Nvidia GTX 560 Graphic Card.

Boy: Which computer do you have?

Girl: A pink one.

Sorry, honey! Sarcasm falls from my mouth as easily as stupidity falls from yours.

Let's play horse. I'll be the front end and you be yourself.

Notice in a Punjab Roadways Bus: Eve teasing is an offence. Passengers are requested to cooperate.

If money grew on trees, girls would date monkeys!

Statistics show that 25% of women in the world are on medication for mental illness...

That's bloody scary, it means 75% are moving around with no medication at all!

I am scared of people who study a lot;

They have so much of information stored in their brains that there is no space left for common sense.

A pessimist counting his blessings, "10...9...8...7...6...5..."

World's shortest jokes:

2 Women sitting quietly!

2 Pathans playing chess!

Girlfriend pays the bill.

Need more?

U are so beautiful.

Sachin Ramesh Tendulkar has proved that Indians have a habit of completing the targets in March.

Sachin Tendulkar is the heaviest person on planet Earth. Now he's a 100 ton man.

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